Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Top 10 signs Horse Racing has taking over your life

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10. You brag to your buddies you can make love to your wife in 1:09 and change.

9. You wrap all your Christmas gifts in the daily racing form.

8. You only go to church on first Saturday in May.

7. You refer to your twin boys as the A-Entry

6. During Breeder's Cup Weekend you make your wife and kids wear tongue ties.

5. Redecorated closet now looks like Jockey's Room.

4. Every time you go to bathroom, you use the Frakie Dettorri flying dismount off of bowl.

3. In between your mattress you have no girlie magazines, just copies of Seabiscuit.

2. You only make love to wife on livingroom carpet, cause you are much better on synthetic surface.

AND THE #1 SIGN HORSE RACING HAS TAKIN OVER YOUR LIFE!!!

OFF VIAGRA, & ON LASIX!!!!

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